“He just kind of fit in, personality wise. He was funny, happy. Chandler was the kind of kid that the children always wanted around. He just was kind of the life of the party.”

“I thought it was really funny, and that is why it is a good commercial. If you know me personally, I love to have fun in life. I never take myself seriously.”

“My boss was nice enough to give me another car. The funny thing was, he gave that car (the Camry) to me, too. It was a wreck. It was an old recovered stolen vehicle.”

“It's funny, how you look at so many priests who are characters when you're growing up; then one day you find you're a character yourself,”

Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry—and mostly likely to wipe away my tears.

A brand-new tape recorder, completely worn out. Bought with funny money that the store is willing to accept. Worthless money, worthless article purchased; it has a sort of logic to it.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.

It’s funny how those we care about can create the same reaction that we get when we are facing down a monster ready to kill us.

“I want to pay credit to them because they brought it to us. We loved it pretty much straight away and we thought it was funny. That was what stood out for us.”