I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow.” He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which.

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

A lot of people here some South in your mouth, and they automatically think you're dumb. They think if you talk funny, you are funny. – Lloyd Hand

He did his best to explain this to Inspector Sloan afterwards. 'A funny feeling, sir.' 'Yes?' Funny feelings were not encouraged at Berebury Police Station.

People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

“The public votes with their wallets and this is an affirmation that funny is money.”

“It's funny how most activists are pacifists.”

“It's kind of funny, ... But it's still a crime.”

“It's funny what a picture can do.”