Comedy is hard work. People expect you to be funny 24/7. So if you're not constantly cracking up your friends, it can hurt you professionally. They may not read your book or come to your show. 'She's a comedian? She's not that funny!' It's unfair 'cause when cardio surgeon friends say they cut chests open and hold hearts in their hands, everyone just takes their word for it.

“We didn't know what to do, ... I mean we had never been to victory circle and we didn't know the procedure. Looking back, that was pretty funny.”

“We'll start clicking. We'll string something together. Once we do that, we'll be fine. Baseball is a funny game. Sometimes it goes your way, sometimes it doesn't.”

“My mother was nuts. She was very funny. We got our sense of humor from her. My father had no sense of humor and they yelled at each other.”

“We're always making fun of him, but the funny thing is there are 24- and 25-year-old guys trying to do what he's doing, and they're coming up short.”

“We see a lot of these submissions being funny. We hope people are going to share these laughs together and why wouldn't you want to have a joke in your pocket?”

“It was kind of a funny game because of the way we were able to score. The only negative we took out of the game is that we didn't get many offensive plays.”

“I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with -- doing television, doing shows every week.”

“People who see a drawing in the "New Yorker" will think automatically that it's funny because it is a cartoon. If they see it in a museum, they think it is artistic; and if they find it in a fortune cookie they think it is a prediction.”

“It's funny because Koreans know English. They spend a lot of time learning English. They can read, probably better than I can. But they have trouble speaking.”