It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.

I'm not one to sit here and judge here. But I think it's funny that the people that condemn the adult industry the most are the ones consuming the product the most.

Writers are cannibals. They really are. They are predators, and if you are friends with them, and if you say anything funny at dinner, or if anything good happens to you, you are in big trouble.

It's so funny you judge me arrogant after I succeeded.You didn't help me at all when I was so poor and needy.

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting.""Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card

Ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put

But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put.