Quotes by Warren Ellis

You want to go out to dinner sometime?Sorry, no. Im married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angels nipples.

At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.

Half the time he seems autistic, the rest of the time hes like a lizard jacked full of lithium and speed. These things do not promote love in most of us.