Quotes by Tanya Masse

Perfection doesnt exist here, AWESOME does.

Do things that count, but dont count the things you do.

Your opinion should always be based on what you have seen with your own eyes, what you have heard with your own ears and what you have felt with your own heart.

You NEED to look back to remember the awesome memories, to remember the positive lessons you have learned, to help someone else learn from what you have lived and to see how far you have come.

Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT.

Dont compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.

Happiness is when you realize that your kids have grown up to be AWESOME people!

I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!

Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because shes the BOMB!

MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it’s still hot and peeing alone.

My daughter asked me what it’s like to have children… So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T…

Motherhood is a constant battle of going to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and staying awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

These days, “getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!

Sometimes being a MOM is like a good ol’ country song! You lose your sleep, you lose your hair, you lose your patience, you lose your energy, you lose your memory AND you lose your SANITY! But you DO IT all for LOVE!

Its tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!

Dont ever let anyone bring you down, define who you are or destroy your AWESOMENESS.

Stay HIGH on AWESOMENESS so reality cannot destroy you!

Common sense is a tool that isnt in everyones shed.

I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!