Quotes by Stephenie Meyer

Life sucks, and then you die...

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

I know - Ill play you for it, Alice suggested. Rock, paper, scissors.Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed.Why dont you just tell me who wins? Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. I do. Excellent.

I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear, said Edward.

Um, Doc said in a mild voice, medically speaking, Im not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition.But I feel better, Jared answered, sullen.Doc smiled the tiniest smile. Well, maybe a few more minutes of unconsciousness wont kill him.

Hes like a drug for you, Bella.

He sighed. The clouds I can handle. But I cant fight with an eclipse.

I honestly have no idea how to live without you.

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?

Thats certainly a problem. But thats not what I was thinking of. Its just that you are so soft, so fragile. I have to mind my actions every moment that were together so that I dont hurt you. I could kill you quite easily, Bella, simply by accident. His voice had become just a soft murmur. He moved his icy palm to rest it against my cheek. If I was too hasty… if for one second I wasnt paying enough attention, I could reach out, meaning to touch your face, and crush your skull by mistake. You dont realize howincredibly breakable you are. I can never, never afford to lose any kind of control when Im with you.

And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him

Bella: I love you. Edward: You are my life now.

I like the night. Without the dark, wed never see the stars.

Did you know that I told you so has a brother,Jacob? she asked cutting me off. His name is Shut the hell up.

My first feeling was that there was no way to continue. Writing isnt like math;in math, two plus two always equals four no matter what your mood is like. With writing, the way you feel changes everything.

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

He thinks things through too much.

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.

Try not to trip, she added. We dont have time for a concussion today.I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.