Quotes by Simone Elkeles

You’re dangerous,” he says.“Why?”“Because you make me believe in the impossible

When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.

Im ready for something private, private and real

the scary part is that people dont realize how much theyve changed .

Some things need to be left unsaid.

And while my mind is telling me Im flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play you show me your perky privates and Ill show you mine.

Normal? Im not normal enough for you? Carlos says. You want this guy instead? Did you notice his hair doesnt move? Thats not normal. You want to date him again, go ahead. Hell, if you want to marry him and be Kiara Barra the rest of your life, be my guest.Thats not want I--I dont want to hear it. Hasta, Carlos says, ignoring me and walking away.I feel my face heat in embarrassment as I look at Michael. Sorry. Carlos can he abrasive sometimes.Dont apologize. The guy obviously has major issues and, for the record, my hair moves... when I want it to.

He laughs. Put some clothes on so you dont scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, Ive got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for the first thing I can grab and put it in front of me to shield myself from view. It happens to be one of Kiaras stuffed animals, but I dont have much choice right now.Thats Kiaras Mojo, Tuck says, laughing. Get it? Mojo?

And my piece of advice is...dont flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.

You’re not the only one in this relationship who loves achallenge,” he says. “And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chipcookies warm and soft in the middle . . . and without magnets glued to them.

When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each

you think youve never been wrong before?-alexsure i have why just last week I bought bobbi brown sandwash petal lip gloss when the pink blossom color would have looked so much better with my complexion. needless to say the purchase was a total disaster- brittneyill bet-alex.havent you ever been wrong before?-brittany absolutely. last week, when i robbed that bank over by the walgreens, I told the teller to hand over all the fifties he had in the till. what i really should have asked for was the twenties cause there were way more twenties than fifties- alexwhat a disaster- brittany

If my name was Richard, Id go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell Id even settle for being called Chard.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

This is a team of gay dudes, isnt it?What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?

Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west.The sun rises in the east, dickhead.Only if youre standing on the earth. If youre on the moon, the earth rises in the west.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.

Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).

Can I request another peer guide, One who isnt so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?