Quotes by Robert A. Heinlein

I see your point. It irks you to see anyone at all who is able to work permitted to live without working. But why do you consider work a virtue?

It is almost impossible to shake of ones earliest training. Duke, can you get it through your skull that had you been brought up by Martians, you would have the same attitude toward eating and being eaten as Mike has.

Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate — and quickly.

I know why we laugh. We laugh because it hurts, and its the only thing to make it stop hurting.

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

Marrying Gretchen is a good idea, darling; I would enjoy bringing her up. Teaching her to shoot, helping her with her first baby, coaching her in how to handle a knife, working out with her in martial arts, all the homey domestic skills a girl needs in this modern world.

He became convinced that ordinary commercial financing could be done for a service charge plus an insurance fee amounting to much less that the current rates of interest charged by banks, whose rates were based on supply and demand, treating money as a commodity rather than as a sovereign states means of exchange.

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

Consider the black widow spider. Its a timid little beastie, useful and, for my taste, the prettiest of the arachnids, with its shiny, patent-leather finish and its red hourglass trademark. But the poor thing has the fatal misfortune of possessing enormously too much power for its size. So everybody kills it on sight.

I dont see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isnt anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food.

All human behavior, all human motivations, all man’s hopes and fears, were heavily colored and largely controlled by mankind’s tragic and oddly beautiful pattern of reproduction.

Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.

Dont handicap your children by making their lives easy.

Im not feisty. But when youre as small as I am and female if you dont stand up for your rights, youre sure to be pushed around by big, hairy, smelly men with delusions about male superiority.

A dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot.

A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.

Here, by the grace of God and an inside straight, we have a personality untouched by the psychotic taboos of our tribe - and you want to turn him into a carbon copy of every fourth-rate conformist in this frightened land! Why dont you go whole hog? Get him a brief case and make him carry it wherever he goes - make him feel shame if he doesnt have it.

Customs, morals--is there a difference?

Customs tell a man who he is, where he belongs, what he must do. Better illogical customs than none; men cannot live together without them. From an anthropologists view, justice is a search for workable customs.

The drive for power is even less logical than the sex urge . . . and stronger.