Quotes by Oliver Markus

Being faithful and monogamous is not natural for human beings. It takes work. Deep down we all know that. We have all been tempted to stray at some point or another. Even when it was only a fleeting thought and we didnt act on it. Every time we acknowledge that someone of the opposite sex is attractive or sexy we are doing nothing other than pointing out that they would be a suitable mate. Not acting on that natural impulse to want to mate with a viable mating partner requires a conscious decision. Its a constant struggle between what your body wants, and what the civilized part of your brain says you should do, in order to avoid the negative consequences of cheating on your spouse and ruining your long-term relationship. Thats why affairs, and extra-marital sex, are often referred to as a moment of weakness.

Its probably not easy for a woman to understand what its like to be a man. Imagine youre starving, and someone puts a huge buffet in front of you. Theres delicious, mouth-watering food all around you, and its really really hard not to eat it all. Thats what its like to be a man around attractive women. The urge to want to hump everything that moves is part of a mans natural programming. Its a deep-seated hunger. To suppress that hunger takes civilization and a lot of willpower.

Men know that most women want to have an emotional connection with someone before they sleep with them. Men know that a lot of women think its romantic to be friends first, and then the friendship blossoms into a relationship. Men know that they have to jump through all these hoops first, before they can get laid. And thats really all romance and courtship is to a man: hoops he has to jump through to get laid.

When guys try to get a good job and make a lot of money, its so that they can find a good mate, because they know women like guys with money. Big tits are to men, what big wallets are to women. A sexy woman can have almost any man she wants. And a rich guy can have almost any woman he wants.

We want to look desirable. We want others to want to mate with us. No different than a colorful peacock. When girls dress up for their night out at the club, they are doing what all animals do when they try to make themselves desirable for a potential mate. Thats the whole point behind the fashion, perfume, cosmetics, diet, and plastic surgery industries.

There are only 24 hours in a day. The average man has to sleep about 8 hours. And work for 8 hours. That leaves 8 hours to run some errands, drive to and from work, eat, and have some spare time. And in that little bit of spare time, a man has to figure out how to get the one thing he likes more than anything else: sex.So when a man has to choose whether or not he will hang out with a female and spend any time, money or attention on her, the question of whether the resources he spent will result in sex plays a very big factor. If your male friend chooses to spend his time and money on you, its because he thinks there is a chance it might pay off in sex at some point. If he hangs out with you instead of with some other female, its because he thinks you are his best bet to getting sex.The more likely there will be sex, the more willing he is to spend his little bit of free time with you. If he thinks his chances of having sex are higher with a different female, he will spent more time, money and attention on her. Thats just common sense, and using his limited resources wisely.

Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They dont just like it, they crave it. Thats why vampire stories always have strong sexual undercurrents. A vampires hunger is simply a metaphor for a mans lust. And if a guy is paying attention to you, he wants to have sex with you.

We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? Its a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to get laid. And why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? To attract females. Because hes trying to get laid.

Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at another member of the opposite sex. Humans are not part of that little club. Like the other 97% of species, humans are not monogamous by nature. We just pretend that we are.

Self-publishing a shitty book doesnt make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.

Look at the huge success of Fifty Shades of Grey. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ritually rape her, and she likes it! She finds it erotic! But imagine if Christian Grey wasnt a billionaire. Imagine if he lived in a dirty old trailer down by the river. Then that story wouldnt be a sexy romance novel, but an episode of CSI.

I think theres something to the old saying that women use sex to get love, and men use love to get sex. And love is really just a word we use to describe a close bond, or relationship, between two people. Men have been programmed to want sex, so they do whatever is necessary to be in a relationship with a woman. And a woman is programmed to want the stability and (financial) security of a relationship, so she offers the man what he wants: sex.

Men pretend to be “just a friend” at first, even though they want to sleep with you from day one. Otherwise they wouldnt be spending any time, money or attention on you, because these are limited resources and they need these resources to attract a mate. They cant afford to squander them. So they apply these resources to the female that looks to be their best bet to get laid. But they also know that they cant tell the woman on day one that they want to sleep with her, because shed think its creepy. So they play along with the illusion that its “just a friendship” that “suddenly” developed into more, when the woman finally feels inclined to sleep with the guy “because they have a deep connection.” But that was really his goal from day one.

The sexier the other woman is, the more jealous your wife gets. And thats where slut shaming comes from. When a woman is too sexually attractive, when shes too good at attracting the attention of the opposite sex, other women will shame her for it, because they are afraid she will steal their men.

What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? Philosophers have pondered that question for centuries. Im afraid the answer is disappointingly simple: Mating. Thats it.

Men have always wanted to have sex with as many fertile young women as possible. Its part of a mans basic programming. That hasnt changed. Civilization is nothing more than an artificial and very thin veneer hiding our deep-seated primitive urges.

Dont ever think youre better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits. And drugs would affect your brain in the same way it affects theirs. The same thought process that makes them screw up over and over again would make you screw up over and over as well, if you were in their shoes. You probably already are doing it, just not with heroin or crack, but with food or cigarettes, or something else you shouldnt be doing.

If you call yourself an authoress on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesnt matter if youre just trying to be cute and original. Youre not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits writing the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe youre trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook friends that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But youre not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, youre showing people that you are a sheep, whos trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word author is no more gender-discrimination than the word person. Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, Hello, Im a retard.

Envy is the desire to have what someone else has. Jealousy is the fear of losing what you have. The more insecure you are about yourself or your relationship, the more jealous you are, because you are afraid to lose your significant other to someone else.

German is a much more precise language than English. Americans throw the word love around for everything: I love my wife! I love all my friends! I love rock music! I love the rain! I love comic books! I love peanut butter! The word you use to describe your feelings for your wife should not be the same word you use to describe your feelings for peanut butter. In German, there are a dozen different words that describe varying degrees of liking something a lot. Germans almost never use the word love, unless they mean a deep romantic love. I have never told my parents I love them, because it would sound melodramatic, inappropriate, and almost incestuous. In German, you tell your mother that you hold her very dear, not that you are in love with her.