Quotes by Oliver Herford

When I grow up I mean to beA Lion large and fierce to see.Ill mew so loud that Cook in fright Will give me all the cream in sight.And anyone who dares to sayPoor Puss to me will rue the day.Then having swallowed him Ill creepInto the Guest Room Bed to sleep.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Only the young die good.

A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often.

Many are called but few get up.