Quotes by Norton Juster

Expect everything so that nothing comes unexpected.

So each one of you agrees to disagree with whatever the other one agrees with, but if you both disagree with the same thing, arent you really in agreement?

Its completely logical, explained the Dodecahedron. The more you want, the less you get, and the less you get, the more you have. Simple arithmetic, thats all. Suppose you had something and added something to it. What would that make?More, said Milo quickly.Quite correct, he nodded. Now suppose you had something and added nothing to it. What would you have?The same, he answered again, without much conviction. Splendid, cried the Dodecahedron. And suppose you had something and added less than nothing to it. What would you have then?FAMINE! roared the anguished Humbug, who suddenly realized that that was exactly what hed eaten twenty-three bowls of.

I cannot take your sense of humor--and, with it, youve nothing to fear from me.

For always remember that while it is wrong to use too few, it is often far worse to use too many. - Which Macabre

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves.

How are you going to make it move? It doesnt have a – Be very quiet, advised the duke, for it goes without saying.And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly through the streets, and in a very short time they arrived at the royal palace.

Is everyone with one face called a Milo?Oh no, Milo replied; some are called Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things.How terribly confusing, he cried. Everything here is called exactly what it is. The triangles are called triangles, the circles are called circles, and even the same numbers have the same name. Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? Youd have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the fours name were Albert, things would be hopeless.I never thought of it that way, Milo admitted.Then I suggest you begin at once, admonished the Dodecahedron from his admonishing face, for here in Digitopolis everything is quite precise.

But that can never be, said Milo, jumping to his feet.Dont be too sure, said the child patiently, for one of the nicest things about mathematics, or anything else you might care to learn, is that many of the things which can never be, often are. You see, he went on, its very much like your trying to reach Infinity. You know that its there, but you just dont know where — but just because you can never reach it doesnt mean that its not worth looking for.

And, most important of all, added the Mathemagician, here is your own magic staff. Use it well and there is nothing it cannot do for you.He placed in Milos breast pocket a small gleaming pencil which, except for the size, was much like his own.

You must excuse my gruff conduct,” the watchdog said, after they’d been driving for some time, “but you see it’s traditional for watchdogs to be ferocious.

AHA! interrupted Officer Shrift, making another note in his little book. Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything.

I write best in the morning, and I can only write for about half a day, thats about it.

“Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life. ”