Quotes by Neil Gaiman

We are small but we are manyWe are many we are smallWe were here before you roseWe will be here when you fall

We have eyes and we have nervesesWe have tails we have teethYoull all get what you deservesesWhen we rise from underneath.

We have teeth and we have tailsWe have tails we have eyesWe were here before you fellWe will be here when you rise.

You are young, and in love, said Primus. Every young man in your position is the most miserable young man who ever lived.

My parents had told me that I would not really die, not the real me: that nobody really died, when they died; that my kitten and the opal miner had just taken new bodies and would be back again, soon enough.

Anyone who calls you little lady has already excluded you from the set of people worth listening to.

You could fire a machine gun randomly through the pages of Lord of the Rings and never hit any women.

Now, where do I bring this thing down? I asked. There was a hesitation, then, You dont. We didnt design it to return. It was a redundancy we had no need for. Too costly, in terms of resources. So what do I do? I just saved the Earth. And now I suffocate out here?

CHORONZON: I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.CHORONZON: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.MORPHEUS: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.CHORONZON: I am a snake, spider-devouring, posion-toothed.MORPHEUS: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy-footed.CHORONZON: I am an anthrax, butcher bacterium, warm-life destroying.MORPHEUS: I am a world, space-floating, life-nurturing.CHORONZON: I am a nova, all-exploding... planet-cremating.MORPHEUS: I am the Universe -- all things encompassing, all life embr

Ill show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.

Bitings excellent. Its like kissing - only there is a winner.

The quickest way is sometimes the longest.

Today, fantasy is, for better or for worse, just another genre, a place in a bookshop to find books that, too often, remind one of far too many other books; it is an irony, and not entirely a pleasant one, that what should be, by definition, the most imaginative of all types of literature has become so staid, and, too often, downright unimaginative.

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.

If there is a moral to this part of the story, and I distrust morals in the same way that I distrust beginnings, it is simply this: know that with which you deal.

The right song can turn an emperor into a laughingstock, can bring down dynasties.

Oh ... My twitchy witchy girl I think you are so nice, I give you bowls of porridge And I give you bowls of ice-cream.

Human beings do not like being pushed about by gods. They may seem to, on the surface, but somewhere on the inside, underneath it all, they sense it, and they resent it.

As we age, we become our parents; live long enough and we see faces repeat in time.

Im a mother, said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, and I know what I know.