Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.

Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.

We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.

The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.

There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

We call talking about other people’s personal lives ‘gossip’ only if we aren’t or weren’t part of the conversation.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.