Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.

*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!

Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.

Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.

People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.

A makeover is the rebranding of a human being.

Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.

An editor is someone who is paid to tell a writer what she thinks about how he wrote what he thinks about.

Speaking one’s mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men.

A model is an actor without a voice.

Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.

We are all foreigners to [the remainder of: the human race minus our countrymen].

A killer is someone who killed another without their country’s permission.

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, dont let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying.

The news is glorified gossip.

“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.”

“Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesnt workout.”

“You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.”