Quotes by Matthew Perry

“Actually, as a kid I wanted to be a tennis player, but I wasnt good enough, so I became an actor. Since then, Ive just been lip-locking with gorgeous babes. So, let that be a lesson to all you little tennis players out there.”

“I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd.”

“I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.”

“I love the idea of the one but I actually believe that there isnt a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and its all timing.”

“Ive just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether Im gay or not.”

“Hes the guy [Chandler] everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.”

“If theres a silence in a room Ill try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.”

“I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.”

“I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months”

“After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.”

“When I read the script of Chandler, I thought WOW I can really shake hands with this guy. Chandlers a sarcastic guy, dry, funny - a guy whos not comfortable unless hes joking and hiding the emotional stuff thats going on with him. And Yeah, I can relate to that a bit.”

“On the Internet, Nobody Knows Youre a Dog.”

“Hooked on Internet? Help Is a Just a Click Away”

“The trouble with the Internet is that its replacing masturbation as a leisure activity”

“I guess it was around April (1997) that I realized the level, the severity of the problem that I was having, ... And Im really proud that I kind of stepped up to the bat and took care of it. For me, it was a no-brainer. It was just -- this is obviously what I have to go do.”

“There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, Im sitting here and doing great.”

“Everything is just falling into place for me right now. I just turned 30, which I thought I was going to be bummed about, but Im not.”

“I realized by the time I turned 30, which happened this year, that I would be going out with girls and they would think I was really funny, but I would know absolutely nothing about them. I decided thats just not the way to go. I have tried to listen more and get to know the person Im with.”

“The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, Im not happy because theres nothing better for me than a world that everybodys just trying to make each other laugh.”

“Im obviously comfortable with my feminine side! I didnt have any reservations playing a gay guy as it was kind of a neat idea to me. Im able to drop all the crappy male stuff of trying to impress the girl and get her into bed, because she thinks Im gay.”