Quotes by Mari Mancusi

All the better to bite you, my dear!

I was dying, I realized vaguely. There was no getting out of that. The vampire author would be drained dry by a vampire. It was almost a poetic way to go.

OMG, RAYNE! THAT’S SO CRAZYPANTS! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE NOW THE SLAYER! YOU’RE LIKE SOME SUPERHERO OR SOMETHING! DO YOU GET POWERS LIKE BUFFY? AND MORE IMPORTANT, DO U GET TO HOOK UP WITH SPIKE? YUM!

I’d so rather be a living snack than dead meat.

SPIDER: I guess you’ve got a point. RAYNIEDAY: No, I’ve got a stake, LOL.

Can we cut the Zen crap for a moment? I ask. Im trying to beat this bag to a pulp.

Where have you been? I asked weakly. A few minutes ago I would have rather died than questioned him. Let him know I care. But Im too sick to be strong, kick ass Rayne at the moment.Vegas he says.I raise an eyebrows. Uh, okay. Win anything? I cant believe he was off gambling as I lay dying. I mean, I know poker is hot and all, but couldnt he have waited a couple of days for that straight flush?I got what I went for, if thats what you mean.What, a lap dance?He chuckes. Even sick, youre still funny, Rayne.

Hi, youve reached Caitlin! Im either on the other line or Im purposely ignoring you. Or maybe Mrs. Mitchell confiscated my phone for texting in class again... Leave a message and if I deem you worthy, or at least hot, Ill call you back. Mwah!

I don’t know, she said. I’m not sure you would like me in real life. I’m a lot different there, you know. I don’t even look the same. I don’t care if you look like a troll with warts, Sir Leo declared, taking her hand in his. I love you.

...I think I might die if I dont kiss you right now. A real-life kiss.

“Holy fu- he starts then catches himself.Yes,this tithe will be most pleasing to her Goodness. Me and Magnus exchange amused glances.”