Laurence J. Peter Quotes

Early to bed early to rise work like hell and advertise.

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Conscience: That which makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

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Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

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The cave-dwellers wife complained that he hadnt dragged her anywhere in months.

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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

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The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.

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A man doesnt know what he knows until he knows what he doesnt know.

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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

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The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

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Speak when you are angry - and youll make the best speech youll ever regret.

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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Laurence J. Peter

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

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Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

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If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

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Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

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Quotes by Laurence J. Peter

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