Quotes by Kresley Cole

Hes got more red flags than Soviet Russia.

Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?

A king of a kingdom no one fucking knows about! Im the tree in the forest that silently falls--when no one is around to be crushed! [Lothaire, Enemy of Old]

In other words, he was the tree in the forest that silently fell--when no one was around to be crushed.

If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voila, labradoodle!But a vemon was a made creature, as if one took the front half of the Lab and jammed it onto the back half of the poodle. In other words, wrong

If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voila, labradoodle!But a vemon was a made creature, as if one took the front half of the Lab and jammed it onto the back half of thr poodle. In other words, wrong.

The demon was turning out to be an unpredictable, feral, bone-and-head-collecting, sexually ravenous happiness battery. She swallowed. All I have to do is plug him in.

You stay on me like my godsdamned shadow, vampire.Mirceos lips curved. Eternally, demon.

Jackson snorted. And Selena play-slapped his chest, like he was her mischievous boyf

You wouldnt recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass.

Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, Go Yoda someone elses supplies, asshole.

Olivia sat back and propped her half-boots on the table. So far its working. He has to return to me because I have his sister hostage. She briefly put her fingertips to her lips. Did I just say that? I mean Im protecting the baby sister and earning his trust

I write what I like to read, and I enjoy love triangles in YA and adult fiction - not to mention in other media like TV, opera, theatre, and even in video games! I relish when dark and compelling characters compete for our protagonists heart. The doubts, the uncertainty - the jealousy! - can be breathtaking.

“The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.”

“I take no actions that I wouldn’t publicly recount. If you can’t speak your deeds, then don’t do them.”

“Youve maddened me for you...have changed everything. So, Im going to f*ck you long and hard, beauty, because if Im to be enslaved by you-I want to be your master as well. ”