Quotes by Joss Stirling

Get out of here. Yoda so does not have an English accent!Other than that youre saying Im a dead ringer?If the shoe fits.Sheesh, I hate tall girls.

Fine, Ill teach you,Besides, theres only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy shes out to impress.

Wisdom you speak, Obi Tina.None of that - Im the one who gets to speak backwards - no, were both wrong - thats the little green guy, Yoda.Youre right. So I just get to pout and act badly when you try and teach me anything.Try channelling Luke rather than Annakin - the outcome is better.

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.

I shook my head, folding my arms around my waist. He was wrong; he was the one offering fairy dust, Peter Pan offering to carry me off to the Neverland of soulfinders and happily ever after. But he was too late. Last night i had to grew up and I now knew that such dreams did not exist; real life was more like living with Captain Hooks mercenary pirates than playing happy families in a treehouse

Angel!I whirled round. No! Dont you Angel me, Marcus Cohen! Youve treated me like dirt-suspicious ever sinds we met. Testing me is the final straw. Youve never thought about how your behaviour affects me-not once. You never understood that all I wanted was to be allowed to love you.

Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly. Lola? squeaked Diamond. I wanted to warn her not to rise to the bait Xav was dangling in front of her but it was too late. Xav added some Parmesan and pepper. Suspicious, Diamond? You should be. This is a bachelor party Im organizing, not a school outing, and it is going to tick all of Traces boxes. Lola is either a very efficient water sports instructor or an exotic dancing girl; Ill leave it your imagination. I rolled my eyes at Diamond. Myabe shes both. I mean the guys will really go for that, I guess. Dont worry,Di, Luigi and his crew will not disappoint us girls. Luigi was in fact Contessa Nicolettas little bespectacled chef with whom I had been consulting about the menu for Friday, but the Benedicts werent to know that. He has promised to provide something suitably spicy for our tastes.

“With kisses like that, I wish this was the Universe where you were my soulfinder.”