Quotes by J.K. Rowling

Did you like question ten, Moony? asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.Loved it, said Lupin briskly. Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question.Dyou think you managed to get all the signs? said James in tones of mock concern.Think I did, said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. One: Hes sitting on my chair. Two: Hes wearing my clothes. Three: His names Remus Lupin...

I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night, said Ron. What dya think thats gonna mean?Probably that youre going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something, said Harry.

Mistletoe, said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harrys head. He jumped out from under it. Good thinking, said Luna seriously. Its often infested with nargles.

Well, I certainly dont, said Percy sanctimoniously. I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days. Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce? said Fred. That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! said Percy, going very red in the face. It was nothing personal! It was, Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. We sent it.

Whore you going with, then? said Ron.Angelina, said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment.What? said Ron, taken aback. Youve already asked her?Good point, said Fred. He turned his head and called across the common room, Oi! Angelina!Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him.What? She called back.Want to come to the ball with me?Angelina gave Fred a sort of appraising look.All right, then, she said, and she turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on her face.There you go, said Fred to Harry and Ron, piece of cake.

Harry — I think Ive just understood something! Ive got to go to the library!”And she sprinted away, up the stairs. does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.“Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head.“But why’s she got to go to the library?”“Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

Cant stay long, Mother, he said. Im up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. You should have said something, we had no idea.Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it, said the other twin. Once-Or twice-A minute-All summer-Oh, shut up, said Percy the Prefect.

So thats little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god youve inherited your mothers brains.

Howre we getting to Kings Cross tomorrow, Dad? asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.The Ministrys providing a couple of cars, said Mr. Weasley.Everyone looked up at him.Why? said Percy curiously.Its because of you, Perce, said George seriously. And therell be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them--for Humongous Bighead, said Fred.

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

Whats that? he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. If its another form for me to sign, youve got another -Its not, said Harry cheerfully. Its a letter from my godfather.Godfather? sputtered Uncle Vernon. You havent got a godfather!Yes, I have, said Harry brightly. He was my mum and dads best friend. Hes a convicted murderer, but hes broken out of wizard prison and hes on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if Im happy....

Great, tell me when youve defeated Voldemort for me, will you?

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that.

It unscrews the other way.

Alas! Earwax!

Nobodys ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?

Well, we were always going to fail that one, said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiners reflection.

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — OW!“You — complete — arse — Ronald — Weasley!”She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.