Quotes by Humphrey Bogart

“A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.”

“The only point in making money is so you can tell some big shot where to go.”

“I always cry at weddings, especially my own”

“Theyll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.”

“Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.”

“If a face like Ingrid Bergmans looks at you as though youre adorable, everybody does. You dont have to act very much.”

“I came out here with one suit and everybody said I looked like a bum. Twenty years later Marlon Brando came out with only a sweatshirt and the town drooled over him. That shows how much Hollywood has progressed.”

“I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.”

“Grab your oars and clutch your souls!”

“It would appear that General Hooker has placed his hindquarters where his headquarters should be. (So said by Lee when he learned that General Hooker, the new Union Commander, had written, in a letter to his soldiers, that My headquarters will be in the saddle.”

“I intend to make Georgia howl.”

“The more I get to know about lawyers, the more Im in favor of hangin.”

“Men will die upon dogma but will not fall victim to a conclusion.”

“The three dumbest things in sports--artificial turf, domed stadiums and the wave.”

“The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!”

The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.