Quotes by Edward Albee

If you spend a hundred bucks, or more, to go to the theatre, something should happen to you. Maybe somebody should be asking you some questions about your values, or about the way you think about things. Maybe you should come out of the theatre, something haven happened to you. Maybe you should be changing, or thinking about changing. But if you just go there, and the only thing you worry about is where you left the damn car, then you wasted a hundred bucks.

Knowing it--knowing its true is one thing, but believing what you know... well, theres the tough part.

I said I was impressed, Martha. Im beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

A play is fiction - and fiction is fact distilled into truth.