Quotes by Dr. Seuss

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

They say Im old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!

Oh the places youll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.

You wont lag behind, because youll have the speed. Youll pass the whole gang and youll soon take the lead.Wherever you fly, youll be best of the best.Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.Except when you dont.Because, sometimes, you wont.

Fame youll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, Except when they dont because sometimes they wont..

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. Youre on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one wholl decide where to go...

A persons a person, no matter how small.

Youre off to Great Places!Today is your day!Your mountain is waiting,So... get on your way!

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that lifes A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, youll move mountains.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephants faithful one-hundred percent!

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, Its a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at lifes realities.

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, youre too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

If you want to catch beasts you dont see every day,You have to go places quite out of the way,You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.

Congratulations!Today is your day.Youre off to Great Places!Youre off and away!

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, its a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottles on a poodle and the poodles eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.