Don Herold Quotes

“Each man reads his own meaning into New York”

“They say lifes what happens when youre busy making other plans. But sometimes in New York, life is what happens when youre waiting for a table.”

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it.

Theres one thing about baldness - its neat.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Theres one thing about baldness, its neat.

Quotes by Don Herold