Quotes by Christopher Hitchens

[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]Youre fired.

In a Pyongyang restaurant, dont ever ask for a doggie bag.

I think that peoples sexual preferences are a legitimate subject for humour, dirty humour if at all possible.

It ought to be an offense to be excruciating and unfunny in circumstances where your audience is almost morally obliged to enthuse.

Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.

Bad habits have brought me this far: why change such a tried-and-true formula?

What I used to say to people, when I was much more engagé myself, is that you cant be apolitical. It will come and get you. Its not that you shouldnt be neutral. Its that you wont be able to stay neutral.

What better way for a ruling class to claim and hold power than to pose as the defenders of the nation.

This is what you get when you found a political system on the family values of Henry VIII. At a point in the not-too-remote future, the stout heart of Queen Elizabeth II will cease to beat. At that precise moment, her firstborn son will become head of state, head of the armed forces, and head of the Church of England. In strict constitutional terms, this ought not to matter much. The English monarchy, as has been said, reigns but does not rule. From the aesthetic point of view it will matter a bit, because the prospect of a morose bat-eared and chinless man, prematurely aged, and with the most abysmal taste in royal consorts, is a distinctly lowering one.

At least two important conservative thinkers, Ayn Rand and Leo Strauss, were unbelievers or nonbelievers and in any case contemptuous of Christianity. I have my own differences with both of these savants, but is the Republican Party really prepared to disown such modern intellectuals as it can claim, in favor of a shallow, demagogic and above all sectarian religiosity?Perhaps one could phrase the same question in two further ways. At the last election, the GOP succeeded in increasing its vote among American Jews by an estimated five percentage points. Does it propose to welcome these new adherents or sympathizers by yelling in the tones of that great Democrat bigmouth William Jennings Bryan? By insisting that evolution is only a theory? By demanding biblical literalism and by proclaiming that the Messiah has already shown himself? If so, it will deserve the punishment for hubris that is already coming its way. (The punishment, in other words, that Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson believed had struck America on Sept. 11, 2001. How can it be that such grotesque characters, calling down divine revenge on the workers in the World Trade Center, are allowed a respectful hearing, or a hearing at all, among patriotic Republic

It is pardonable for children to yell that they believe in fairies, but it is somehow sinister when the piping note shifts from the puerile to the senile.

Dogma in power does have a unique chilling ingredient not exhibited by power, however ghastly, wielded for its own traditional sake.

Control over the production and distribution of oil is the decisive factor in defining who rules whom in the Middle East.

Now, I have always wanted to agree with Lady Bracknell that there is no earthly use for the upper and lower classes unless they set each other a good example. But I shouldnt pretend that the consensus itself was any of my concern. It was absurd and slightly despicable, in the first decade of Thatcher and Reagan, to hear former and actual radicals intone piously against the politics of confrontation. I suppose that, if this collection has a point, it is the desire of one individual to see the idea of confrontation kept alive.

If you say youre a unifier, you expect and usually get applause. Im a divider. Politics is division by definition, if there was no disagreement there would be no politics. The illusion of unity isnt worth having, and is anyways unattainable.

Sarah Palin appears to have no testable core conviction except the belief (which none of her defenders denies that she holds, or at least has held and not yet repudiated) that the end of days and the Second Coming will occur in her lifetime. This completes the already strong case for allowing her to pass the rest of her natural life span as a private citizen.

One of the juiciest pleasures of life is to be able to salute and embrace, as elected leaders and honored representatives, people whom you first met when they were on the run or in exile or (like Adam) in and out of jail. I was to have this experience again, and I hope to have it many more times in the future: it sometimes allows me to feel that life is full of point.

The only people truly bound by campaign promises are the voters who believe them.

The whole point about corruption in politics is that it cant be done, or done properly, without a bipartisan consensus.

You dont say they all do it unless you know youve been doing it too.