Quotes by Cassandra Clare

Jace suggested that the cast of Gilligans Island could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

i told you hed freak out, she siad. didnt i?ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move

You didnt have to come after me.Yes, I did, he said. Youre far too inexperienced to protect yourself in a hostile situation without me.Thats sweet. Maybe Ill forgive you.Forgive me? Fro what?Fro telling me to shut up.His eyes narrowed. I did not... Well, I did, But you were-Never mind.

We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. Its all very dull.

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemys house at night and throw up in his mailbox.

I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.

And spare me the jokes about scoring.Dammit, woman, you read my mind, he said. Is there no filthy wordplay you cant forsee?Its my special magical power. I can read your mind when youre thinking dirty thoughts.So, ninety-five percent of the time.

Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”“I am not a tree.” Iarlath looked angry, his bark peeling slightly.

We? Simon looked at him in disbelief. Are you ever going home?What, bored with my company already? Let me ask you something, Simon said. Do you find me fascinating to be around?What was that? Jace said. Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.

Tessa: I wont know if I like it until I try it, will I?Will: Ive never swum naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldnt like it.But think how entertaining for sightseers, said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.

I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White …Are you laughing at me?”“Not at you,” said Will, grinning, “more because of you. I’ve never seen anyone get soexcited over books before. You’d think they were diamonds.”“Well, they are, aren’t they? Isn’t there anything you love like that? And don’t say ‘spats’ or ‘lawn tennis’ or something silly.”“Good Lord,” he said with mock horror, “it’s like she knows me already.

Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”Isabelle tugged her tank top back down and glared at her brother. “You don’t knock now?”“It—It’s my bedroom!” Alec spluttered. He seemed to be deliberately trying not to look at Izzy and Simon, who were indeed in a very compromising position. Simon rolled quickly off Isabelle, who sat up, brushing herself off as if for lint. Simon sat up more slowly, trying to hold the torn edges of his shirt together. “Why are all my clothes on the floor?” Alec said.“I was trying to find something for Simon to wear,” Isabelle explained. “Maureen put him in leather pants and a puffy shirt because he was being her romance-novel slave.”“He was being her what?”“Her romance-novel slave,” Isabelle repeated, as if Alec were being particularly dense.Alec shook his head as if he were having a bad dream. “You know what? Don’t explain. Just—put your clothes on, both of you.

Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house. Simon pointed at Jace.

Bitten? You mean youre a-A werewolf, said the girl. Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the assholes sister.

I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Seven Dials, said Will. And I do wish she wouldnt sing about poisoning just after weve eaten.

If I feel the urge to burst into flames, Ill let you know, Simon was getting fed up. Look, did you actually ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like Im something in a petrie dish? Next time Ill send you a photo.And Ill frame it and put it on my nightstand, Jace said, but he didnt sound as if his heart was in the sarcasm. Look, I asked you here for a reason, not to stare at you. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common.Totally awesome hair? Simon suggested

He has fought many battles with us (Jace) By which you mean one battle muttered Simon. Two if you count the one I was a rat

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simons love life borderline hilarious.

Fire wants to burn Water wants to flow Air wants to rise Earth wants to bindChaos wants to devourCal wants to live