Buffy Andrews Quotes

One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You can’t control it any more than you can control that big wave from getting stronger before it nails you. All you can do is prepare and hope that when it hits, you’ll survive.

Buffy Andrews

The pimple is perfect.

Buffy Andrews

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.

Buffy Andrews

I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

Buffy Andrews

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

Buffy Andrews

Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.

Buffy Andrews

Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.

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I am so over you, Rejection. You cant get to me like that anymore. I wont let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!

Buffy Andrews

If rejections were cash, Id be rich

Buffy Andrews

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