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Quotes by Bryan Lee O'Malley

Im everyone everywhere with you without you unbound set free in limbo lost at sea.

this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and its called we hate you, please die.

Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.

And sometimes I try to stop speculating the future out of existence, and other times I just lean back and run with it because maybe its for the best.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

What kind of tea do you want?There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey.-I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?

‎All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until theyre all done to death and none of them could ever be true.

Every time you look up at the stars, it’s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door and you realize you’re the same person under the same stars. Camping out in the backyard with your best friend, eleven years old. Sixteen, driving alone, stopping at the edge of the city, looking up at the same stars. Walking a wooded path, kissing in the moonlight, look up and you’re eleven again. Chasing cats in a tiny town, you’re eleven again, you’re sixteen again. You’re in a rowboat. You’re staring out the back of a car. Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.

Scott: I dont think Im ready to be a grown-up.Kim: I dont think you are either, buddy. But hey, youll get it. It just takes practice.

Gilded palace of Flying BurritosExcellent Nouveau Mexican CuisineWe all got to wear Swank-Ass Nudie SuitsI should have known it was a lousy pipe dreamOhhh, Ohhh, what an awesome jobOhhh, Ohhh, what do I do now??Ohh, Ohhhhh, its like Ive been robbedSpent the last of my paychequeAnd Im feelin pretty downnnnn!!