Quotes by Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, hes creating so many of them.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he wont take it, but somebody always does.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a mans lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Muscles come and go flab lasts.

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

“Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.”