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L.A. bumper sticker: Keep honking - Im reloading.

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Miami bumper sticker: My horn is broken-so watch for my finger.

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A small town is usually divided by a railroad a main street two churches and a lot of opinions.

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texan starting eternity: I never dreamed heaven would be so much like Texas. companion: Who said this was heaven?

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Take a perfect day add six hours of rain and fog and you have instant London.

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Paul said I am a man which am a Jew of Tarsus a city in Cilicia a citizen of no mean city.

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A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

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Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.

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Blue is true Yellows jealous Greens forsaken Reds brazen White is love And black is death.

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What a man believes he will die for. What a man merely thinks he will change his mind about.

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If you are ashamed to stand by your colors you had better seek another flag.

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The man who sees both sides of an issue is very likely on the fence or up a tree.

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You dont marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.

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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

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Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.

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Compliments are only lies in court clothes.

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How grand is victory but how dear!

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Conscience is a cur that will let you get past it but that you cannot keep from barking.

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Respectability: the offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

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The brave venture anything.

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