Quotes by Adam Sandler

“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”

“Well, were living in a material world, and Im a material girl... or boy.”

“Well I have a microphone and you dont so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”

“My buddies, weve always just tried to make each other laugh, ... I mean, just like all friends hanging out -- thats the goal.”

“Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.”

“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing Maria from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.”

“Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!”

“My comedy is different every time I do it. I dont know what the hell Im doing.”

“Im not comfortable being around too many people. I dont like being out in public too much. I dont like going to bars. I dont like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who dont always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.”

“You know, when you dont go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly in the know, start whispering that youre gay. If I were gay, I wouldnt be ashamed to admit it, but Im not.”

“Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy,”

“So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink.Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.”

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyones grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

Im not comfortable being around too many people. I dont like being out in public too much. I dont like going to bars. I dont like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who dont always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way youre living your life. I wouldnt compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where its about a man who doesnt appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

I do love the films Ive done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and were trying to make people laugh and Im very proud of that.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I dont have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really dont pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing Maria from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.