It is plain to me that our prelates, in granting indulgences, do commonly blaspheme the wisdom of God.

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.

It's funny how God will change your plans for you when he's ready.

Do not look upon this world with fear and loathing. Bravely face whatever the gods offer.

God, make me so uncomfortable that I will do the very thing I fear.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.

Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God.

God exists since mathematics is consistent, and the Devil exists since we cannot prove it.

The artist is chosen by God to fulfill his commands and must never be overwhelmed by public opinion.