“We certainly have every intention to attend both, barring some act of God,”

“If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.”

“I think it's cheap, tasty, and Randy is a tremendous guy. God, what else is there to it?”

“The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes”

“I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse.”

“Everything has a natural explanation. The moon is not a god but a great rock and the sun a hot rock.”

“Love is the only wealth that man absolutely needs. Love is the only wealth that God precisely is.”

“No one perfectly loves God who does not perfectly love some of his creatures.”

“The sense of this word among the Greeks affords the noblest definition of it; enthusiasm signifies God in us.”

“The God to whom little boys say their prayers has a face very like their mother's”