“If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe God is just figure of speech.”

“So we arrived, and planted our flag at the geographical South Pole. Thanks be to God!”

“The Devil tempts that he may ruin and destroy; God tests that He may crown.”

“In Jesus's name we pray, In God we trust, and in La Familia we believe.”

“We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors”

“[Calling August a] hazy, hot and hateful month, ... TGIO — thank God it's over.”

“I can tell you that God is alive because I talked to him this morning.”

“I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar.”

“The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.”

“God afflicts with the mind of a father, and kills for no other purpose but that he may raise again.”