All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

I am not an atheist. I simply believe in a god different from yours

God doesn't send atheists to Hell -- there's no room with all the Christians down there.

For a God that created everything, it is mystifying why he created so much competition.

God and heaven lasted about four years longer than the Tooth Fairy

Were there no God, we would be in this glorious world with grateful hearts, and no one thank.

When Christians sing about the wrath of God, we are singing about ourselves.

The honest to God truth is that I'm mad at myself. I should've known better.

Religion can be anything! But true Christianity is God coming to man in a personal relationship.

[Young people,] dress as attractively as you can. You are an aristocrat, a child of God.