The church has lost its ability to discipline members who live openly in sin. Consequently, we have lost our witness in the community.

I believe in steel swords, gold coins, and man's wits. (...) And I believe there once were dragons. I've seen their skulls, after all.

Witnessing the moonrise each month, a person cannot resist noting a modest sense of optimism tugging at his or her enclosed capsule of bodily fluids.

The moving finger writes, and having written moves on. Nor all thy piety nor all thy wit, can cancel half a line of it.

Humour is the only test of gravity and gravity of humour for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.― Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

“The journey of life imbues within in us a perpetual opportunity for growth; we can readily witness the fruits of our labor on a day to day basis.”

The only living life is in the past and future-the present is an interlude- strange interlude in which we call on past and future to bear witness that we are living.

I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.

Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little; of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure.