Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars.

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.

It's funny, leaving a place, ain't it?" he said. "You never do know when you'll get back.

Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.

I don't know if I realized that I was funny, but I realized how healing and important humor was in my childhood.

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.