I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

“It’s always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It’s sad even.”

Although it seems shocking to say so, grief is a funny thing. On the one hand, you're numb, yet on the other, something inside is trying desperately to claw its way back to normal: to pull a funny face, to leap out like a jack-in-the-box, to say "Smile, damn you, smile!

I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

This is so funny,” said Ellen, noticing the seating arrangement. “Isn’t this funny? Tom, come sit next to Robin. Griffin, sit next to Laura.” I stood up and sat next to Robin while Griffin brought his chair over to Laura. “That’s better,” said Ellen. “Isn’t that better?

I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.

“He always kept things interesting and upbeat. He was not only kind and gentle but always patient, funny and a bit quirky.”

“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”

“You know, she's a very gracious and funny person. I was racking my brain trying to think of something specific.”

“We're going to do a show that's loose, human, passionate and funny. A new generation of radio for people with real lives.”