“We're so far ahead of last year, it's not funny. This can be the year we challenge for the conference title.”

“She's just funny about accolades, ... She would say, 'I haven't done anything out of the ordinary.'”

“If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.”

“Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.”

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny'”

“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”

“They're so funny. They're so loud. They're our number one fans. We love them.”

“It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.”

“He just had a real funny way about him. He always looked at things in a positive way.”

“It's funny because you're giving kids an opportunity to be out when they're not supposed to be, so it's festive.”