A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.

I think there's a certain space people have decided I occupy - the funny-sidekick thing.

My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.

The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all.