One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity.

It's funny, the very things I needed to learn are the things I was trying to teach you.

Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.

The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.