Romance isn't in my repertoire, Eva. But a thousand ways to make you come are. Let me show you.

“...so Leola thought that a modest romance with a hero in embryo could do no harm - might even be a patriotic duty.”

Maybe she should stop reading those damn romance novels. They were giving her crazy expectations.

Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.

Only if you follow the realism of science rather than the Hollywood fantasy of romance, will you achieve True Love

“As we stood there, chest high in water, I felt like I was in the middle of my own romance novel.”

“Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.”

“Find the pitch and pace and syllables and words you love to hear. Delight your own senses, and self-romance.”

“Transcendent, magical romance happens when you’re one hundred percent present for each other as #supersoul lovers.”

Runaways are romantic. The girls are waiflike with dyed ratty hair and baggy pants. They usually own a stray dog of the mutt variety and drag it along by a rope, plopping down in front of storefronts to beg for money from passersby. They're a mess. It is likely they'll charm you, make you think you're their best friend and savior only to end up using you and then they'll disappear. That's why they're romantic. They're there and then they're gone. Romance is always about people appearing in a flash out of nothing or people who are there and then suddenly are not. A magic trick.