“I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.”

“It's funny how clean that went in ... it could have went through the little slit, you know, those boards that they used to put up between periods.”

“It's kind of funny. We're trying to get to the Final Four. What's the Sweet 16? That's not our goal. We're trying to win six games, not two.”

“He was just running down the field on punt coverage and planted his foot and it felt funny to him. We thought it was a hyperextension at first. You've got to be cautious with that.”

“He was the one who initially got me interested in the subject. I actually have his job now, so it's funny how that worked out.”

“It's funny, because when I came here, something made me think about what it was going to feel like going back (the first time),”

“When I saw the finished product -- I watched it with my manager -- I said I think I should sign it, because it's a funny movie.”

“That was a movie that was really wild and really funny, but you remember Cleavon Little is a black sheriff in the Old West. It was about race and politics, but it was one hell of a good time.”

“It wasn't the best situation. It's kind of funny to look back on it. Now, we've got a lot of depth, talent, a lot more size, a lot better team.”

“I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."”