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Funniest Presidential Quotes

The funniest things presidents have said. Gaffes, intentional humor, unintentional hilarity, and downright silly moments. Obamna.

This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water

George Bush

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

I will not make age an issue of this campaign, I will not exploit for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience

I am not fit for this office and should never have been here.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

If I were two-faced, do you think I would be wearing this one?

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.

Harry S Truman

“My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, theres hardly any difference.”

My only regrets after leaving office was that I did not shoot Henry Clay, and I didn’t hang John Calhoun

My fellow Americans, I have just signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes

George Bush

“I think that the undecided could go one way or the other”